Dec. 8th, 2009
Dec. 8th, 2009 09:33 am
3) Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
--Jim Davis
"Dean, are you sure this is going to work?"
"Of course I am, Sammy. When have I shown you something that didn't work."
"The time you tried to jump the barbed wire fence and tore your pants."
"The fence was wet and I slipped."
"The time you blew up the potato in the microwave."
"You're the one who wanted mashed potatoes."
"And the time..."
( . . . )
--Jim Davis
"Dean, are you sure this is going to work?"
"Of course I am, Sammy. When have I shown you something that didn't work."
"The time you tried to jump the barbed wire fence and tore your pants."
"The fence was wet and I slipped."
"The time you blew up the potato in the microwave."
"You're the one who wanted mashed potatoes."
"And the time..."
( . . . )