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Sam Winchester ([personal profile] likely_evil) wrote2009-02-28 02:45 pm
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Application: [livejournal.com profile] mad_muses - Who would win in a fight, astronauts, or

Depends really on where the fight takes place. Are we sending the astronaut back into time to the pre-historic era? And what astronaut? Is it a guy who is all about his equipment, or was he in the Navy SEALS before he decided he wanted to go to NASA?

What if the caveman came to the present time? Are they like Brenden Fraiser cavemen from Encino Man or are they more like the guys from the Geico commercials?

Then it comes down to weapons. Hand to Hand? Cavemen have the advantage unless it's the Navy SEAL astronaut. Or it's the Geico cavemen, because I bet that lizard could take them on and win. If the astronaut has a gun, however, he wins hands down. But it would end up probably with the cavemen bowing down and worshiping them as a god or something.

Really, there's too many variables to make an educated answer on this question. Can I get another one?
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[identity profile] jstliketherifle.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
....It's a fight. Between an astronaut and a caveman. What angles are needed?

So lame. They couldn't come up with a better pairing than that?
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[personal profile] likely_evil 2009-02-28 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Edited 2009-02-28 22:39 (UTC)

[identity profile] jstliketherifle.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, seriously. Even if they just went one-on-one, no weapons, I'd still put my money on the caveman.
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[personal profile] likely_evil 2009-03-01 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if it was an astronaut that had been a Navy SEAL?

[identity profile] jstliketherifle.livejournal.com 2009-03-01 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Two words: Survival. Instinct.
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[personal profile] likely_evil 2009-03-01 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
And how many soldiers do you know that don't know how to take on a person with no training?

[identity profile] jstliketherifle.livejournal.com 2009-03-01 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Caveman has training! He hunts wild man-eating animals, dude, I think he knows how to defend himself.
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[personal profile] likely_evil 2009-03-01 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
From a mammoth, Dude. A mammoth! Not a skilled fighter who would know exactly where to hit!

[identity profile] jstliketherifle.livejournal.com 2009-03-01 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, if I was a caveman, I'd be more worried about the mammoth than the astronaut.

And even if the astronaut did know where to hit, a caveman would fight dirty. He doesn't know jack about rules of engagement. He'd probably take the guy to the ground before he realizes enough to fight back.
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[personal profile] likely_evil 2009-03-01 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
*rubs temples*

I think we're just going to have to agree to disagree on this one.

[identity profile] jstliketherifle.livejournal.com 2009-03-01 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh.

Still think there should have been ninjas.

[identity profile] jstliketherifle.livejournal.com 2009-03-01 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude. Ninjas are way more awesome than pirates.
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[personal profile] likely_evil 2009-03-01 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
They each have their own levels of awesome.
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[personal profile] likely_evil 2009-03-01 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
*long suffering sigh*
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