Bored Sam is Bored

[likely_evil]

You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments you and asks—and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.



Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? — yes
Been arrested? — yes
Kissed someone you didn't like? — yes
Slept in until 5 PM? — yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? — yes
Held a snake? — yes
Ran a red light? — yes
Been suspended from school? — ... no
Experienced love at first sight? — yes
Totaled your car in an accident? — yeah
Been fired from a job? — no
Fired somebody? — no
Sung karaoke? — yes
Pointed a gun at someone? — yes
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — yes
Kissed in the rain? — yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — yes
Saw someone die? — yes
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — yes
Smoked a cigar? — no
Sat on a rooftop? — yes
Smuggled something into another country? — no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — yes
Broken a bone? — yes
Skipped school? — yes
Eaten a bug? — yes
Sleepwalked? — no
Walked on a moonlit beach? — yes
Ridden a motorcycle? — no
Dumped someone? — no
Forgotten your anniversary? — no
Lied to avoid a ticket? — yes
Ridden in a helicopter? — yes
Shaved your head? — no
Blacked out from drinking? — yes
Played a prank on someone? — yes
Hit a home run? — yes
Felt like killing someone? — yes
Cross-dressed? — NO
Been falling-down drunk? — yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — yes
Eaten snake? — yes
Marched/Protested? — no
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — what the hell?!
Puked on an amusement ride? — yes
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — no
Been in a band? — no
Knitted? — no
Been on TV? — ... i guess?
Shot a gun? — yes
Skinny-dipped? — yes
Given someone stitches? — yes
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — no
Ridden a surfboard? — yes
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — yes
Had surgery? — yes
Streaked? — ... no...
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — yes
Tripped on mushrooms? — no
Passed out when NOT drinking? — yes
Peed on a bush? — yes
Donated Blood? — yes
Grabbed electric fence? — no
Eaten alligator meat? - yes
Eaten cheesecake? — yes
Eaten your kid's Halloween candy? — yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? — no
Peed your pants in public? — yes
Snuck into a movie without paying? - yes
Written graffiti? — yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? — yeah
Think about the future? — yes
Been in handcuffs? — yes
Believe in love? — yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — yes

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[modestnygirl.livejournal.com]

Who do you still love that you shouldn't?

And now I want to get you cross dressing...