for just_sayit

[likely_evil]

The phone had it coming, I swear.

Now that that's over, time to figure out what I'm really supposed to do.




ooc: RP threads in here...

What if the angels freed Dean from his alternative mindset... but they forgot about Sam... let the crack begin

Comments

Lana's Thread

[likely_evil]

horsewoman_lana

Phone?

[ooc: I love you.]

likely_evil

Yeah. You're not from the company, right? Cause it was broken before I did that. Don't take it out of my paycheck.

[manorsuperman]

...no. Sam, what's wrong with you?

[likely_evil]

Nothing's wrong.

Do I know you?

[manorsuperman]

Something is wrong with you, because you do know me. You know me very, very well.

[likely_evil]

Maybe you're mistaking me for someone else. I'm Sam Wesson.

Madison's Thread

[likely_evil]

oncehunted

What'd you do to the phone?

OOC: Still the AU/ex-fiancee Madison?



likely_evil

I kinda got mad at it and smashed it into pieces.


ooc: sure!


oncehunted

...What?!

Sam, are you...have you been feeling okay?


likely_evil

I was just getting tired of doing something I hated to do. Last couple of weeks, just been feeling that I need a change.

Re: Madison's Thread

[oncehunted.livejournal.com]

I can't blame you there. You never seemed to like doing tech support.

So...what do you want to do instead?

Re: Madison's Thread

[likely_evil]

... You're going to think I'm crazy.

Re: Madison's Thread

[oncehunted.livejournal.com]

Just try me.

[likely_evil]

*takes a deep breath* Hunt ghosts.

Dean's Thread

[likely_evil]

hasperkynipples
[back in his biker boots and jeans, thank God, tracks Sam down and just starts talking at him]

C'mon Sammy, let's go. We got a lot of ground to cover and Anna's gonna be here soon.

likely_evil
*blinks*

Wait... what made you change your mind? I thought your were happy with your life as it was. *laughs* and what's with that getup? And who's Anna.

*pause* You called me Sammy again. I told you not to.

hasperkynipples
[blinks slightly, before turning around and looking at his brother]

Anna -- my girlfriend Anna. And we covered the whole Sammy thing, dude, I'm gonna be calling you that till the day you die.

...You feelin' alright?

likely_evil
I'm feeling fine. Just quit this job and took out the phone to make my point. Never realized that healthy pouts of violence on inanimate objects could feel that good.

And no, you're not. Dude, I've only known you for a few days. Just because you're in my dreams like a brother doesn't mean you really are one.

hasperkynipples
[stares]

Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

likely_evil
No, I'm serious. Iron poker right to the phone. WHAM! It was awesome.

hasperkynipples
[laughs slightly, though this really isn't funny]

Alright, Sam, joke's over. Everything's back to normal now. I learned my lesson.

likely_evil
*confused*

What do you mean "back to normal"? Dean, ghosts are real. We just did that. How is that a joke? You almost... we almost got killed by a ghost and you're going to pretend that didn't happen?!

hasperkynipples
[now starting to get a little frustrated]

Sam, seriously -- this isn't funny. Zachariah changed you back, right?

Right?

likely_evil
... who's Zachariah? That someone in HR?

hasperkynipples
*insert "oh for fuck's sake icon here*

likely_evil
You realize you look like a thug on that, right? I mean, it's good you got rid of those suspenders, but really? You don't fit the bad boy image.

hasperkynipples
[eyes up to the ceiling -- because that's where the angels are, obviously]

This isn't funny! Change him back, you dicks!

likely_evil
*raises eyebrows, looking up and then back at Dean*

You sure you're ok? I mean, you got thrown into the wall pretty hard yesterday.

hasperkynipples
[buries his face in his hands than goes to sit] Goddamn angels.

[looks up after a minute then sighs] Alright, listen to me. You're name isn't Sam Wesson, alright? It's Sam Winchester. You're my brother. We were born in Lawrence, Kansas, hunt the supernatural for a living -- any of this ringing a bell?

likely_evil
*sits across from him*

No, my name's Wesson. I hate it, but that doesn't change who I am.

*he pauses, then smiles* oh wait, is this like we're coming up with a fake identity thing? So we can go fight ghosts like the Ghostfacers?

hasperkynipples
[pause, stare, headdesk]

likely_evil
Ok, well maybe not like them. I mean, they're pros at this, and we'd just be starting. Hey, maybe we can do like an internship or something with them! There's only four of them so they could use more.

hasperkynipples

That's us!

likely_evil
*lightbulb goes off*

Oh, so we're going to pretend to be those guys so people will take us seriously. Cool.

hasperkynipples
[groan]

Oh God, kill me now.

likely_evil
*pffts* Like he listens.

hasperkynipples
[snorts] You'd be surprised.

Re: Dean's Thread

[likely_evil]

So what brought about this change in you wanting to hunt ghosts?

[hasperkynipples]

[is ready to headdesk again]

I've been trying to tell you, Sam. We were hunters already. We got duped by an angel, and he forgot to change you back.

[likely_evil]

There's no such things as angels. And change me? I've been this way my whole life. What would they "change"?

[absit-omens.livejournal.com]

Alright, Sam, you had your fun. I just drove two hours on zero sleep in the past three days. I just want to get to a hotel, curse out the angels, and go to bed.

[hasperkynipples]

....It's not going to get you anywhere, sweetheart. The angels forgot to change him back.

[absit-omens.livejournal.com]

*long pause, headdesk* Oh, for fuck's sake.

[hasperkynipples]

[laughs slightly] That's what I'm saying.

[likely_evil]

... do I know you?

[absit-omens.livejournal.com]

...Apparently not anymore.

[likely_evil]

I don't think I understand what you mean by that...

[ilove_atallman]

Find a new way to work on those anger issues, Sam?

[likely_evil]

The phone had it coming.

... I know you?

[ilove_atallman]

[headtilt, giving him a once over] Intimately.

You feelin' alright, hotshot?

[likely_evil]

That's impossible.


I'm feeling fine. Though everyone else around me is trying to pull one really sick game.