OOC: Review of the Events of an Episode in the key of Hyper

[likely_evil]

Since it was asked for... here is what happens when I'm asked to sum up an episode and I'm hyper and really should be sleeping:



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AlisonSky21 (8:16:06 PM): ok

AlisonSky21 (8:16:15 PM): Dean and Sam tell Angels NO WAY LEAVE HER ALONE

AlisonSky21 (8:16:24 PM): big fight from preview #1

AlisonSky21 (8:16:34 PM): Anna does freaky spell to repeal angels

AlisonSky21 (8:16:47 PM): boys take anna to bobby's hidey hole while he's in a banana hammock at hedonism

AlisonSky21 (8:17:17 PM): Pam comes in, grabs Sam's ass, then hypnotizes Anna

AlisonSky21 (8:17:31 PM): Anna has freaky episode where it's not OMG daddy touched me wrong, it's OMG DADDY IS GOD

AlisonSky21 (8:17:53 PM): Anna suddenly is all like HI I'm an Angel, I need my mojo (grace) back

AlisonSky21 (8:18:09 PM): they go to big tree to find the mojo, but it's totally gone because Uriel is an asshole

AlisonSky21 (8:18:41 PM): so Ruby is all like Sam you need to brainwammy Alastair back to hell, and Sam's like DO NOT WANT

AlisonSky21 (8:18:58 PM): so Anna and Dean have a talk and then have sex

AlisonSky21 (8:19:16 PM): in the Impala, and kinda not good. Angels have no imagination I guess (sorry Cas)

AlisonSky21 (8:19:52 PM): Sammy is all sleep brain genuis, and Ruby leaves to go talk to Alastair demon dude

AlisonSky21 (8:20:19 PM): Alastair gets to demons to hold Ruby and there there's naked bondage ruby getting the 1000 papercut torture with her own knife

AlisonSky21 (8:20:48 PM): uriel then dreamwalks in Dean's head and is all like I got the mojo mutherfucker what you say about that I'm gonna kill the bitch

AlisonSky21 (8:21:10 PM): and dean's like "no take me to hell" and uriel's like no, i know how to break you. just gotta find the right spot

AlisonSky21 (8:21:44 PM): and then in the barn the angels come and it's because dean told them where to find anna because uriel was all like "it's her or sam"

AlisonSky21 (8:22:02 PM): and then Ruby dragged in with Alastair like "no i want the girl"

AlisonSky21 (8:22:31 PM): and then not so interesting fight between cas uriel alastair and the others demons

AlisonSky21 (8:23:13 PM): Alastair is about to hurt cas and dean hits him on the head and then Alastair is talking to dean about how he had potential

AlisonSky21 (8:23:34 PM): and then and then Anna gets her mojo and it all like "cover your eyes" and she becomes angel redhair barbie with light show to blow alastair away

AlisonSky21 (8:24:11 PM): and the angels are like grr and Dean is like bite me and they leave and Dean is like "good plan baby bro you so smart" and ruby's like "i'm hurt play doctor with me sam"

AlisonSky21 (8:25:05 PM): and then the boys go have a moment with the impala and a beer and Dean tells sam about his time in hell where he was on the meat racks for 30 years being tortured, and then he broke and became a torturer in hell and hurt so many souls

AlisonSky21 (8:25:43 PM): and then he cried and sam is like "dean, you did the best you could no one would have been able to withstand it that long" and Dean just has angst because he can remember it all

AlisonSky21 (8:25:54 PM): and then that's it till January 15th



And this is why I'm not allowed to do movie reviews for actual print press come to think of it...

Comments

[absit-omens.livejournal.com]

Other chatroom members have been deleted to protect them from admitting they were there.

LMAO. I should get a T-shirt that says "I was there".

[likely_evil]

*giggle snort*

[dontcallmemina.livejournal.com]

Lmao, oh man, you were in a chat while doing a review? This is actually a lot more coherent than the recaps I tend to post on my personal LJ when I'm typing directly while watching whatever the show is. XD

A few things I must comment on:
Sammy is all sleep brain genius
Haha, that needs to be put on an icon.

in the Impala, and kinda not good
Dude, so I wasn't the only one who thought that? Awesome. I dunno, I didn't get enough chemistry from them to find it not forced. But that could be more of a Jamie influence from playing her for a while.

there's naked bondage Ruby
LOL, seriously! I was sort of "O.o" at that whole bit. She seemed to be bleeding just from the gut - so why exactly did she have to be naked and strapped in like that? Alastair was enjoying that a liiiitle too much, there >.>

[likely_evil]

i want an icon for

"Dude, you're mixing up reality and porn again."

and the Buff Nerd

and Sam likez Naked Bondage Ruby

and yeah, the sex was anticlimactic. And the Titanic moment, while it was a nice shout out, kinda killed it.

[dontcallmemina.livejournal.com]

LOL, yes. That quote was fantastic.

And perhaps the "You could bounce a nickel off that ass!"

Sam and Ruby sexing it up was a lot more hot. Oh, man, the hand on the window. That was... so not necessary, I literally facepalmed XD.

[hottestpsychic.livejournal.com]

That will never, ever not be funny. I love my Pammy-girl.

*drags her sorry ass back to Nano*

[dontcallmemina.livejournal.com]

Seriously. It wasn't until this episode that my love for her is cemented in stone ♥ This season is having some of the best guest-stars ever, and I want to go picket on Kripke's lawn to bring them back again.

[likely_evil]

Sam made me blush at that line.

and yeah, Sam/Ruby wins this season so far.

[dontcallmemina.livejournal.com]

Surprisingly for me, yes, because for the first several episodes, I didn't really warm to this new actress. I was perfectly fine with Katie and I hate when actors get switched around for the same character. Alas, she (Geneviewfrsgarg I can never spell it, haha) is growing on me.

[likely_evil]

i think she's finally coming into her own with this, and the last two episodes really defined her into the character now

[dontcallmemina.livejournal.com]

Agreed. The last two have majorly helped define her version of Ruby. A bit different, but she certainly brings something new to the table.

[absit-omens.livejournal.com]

I'm definitely iconing the porn and nickel quotes. ;)

[criminal-issues.livejournal.com]

This entire commentary is hilarious and frickin wonderful. Ha.