"Sam, darling, it's tradition. Everyone who gets to be an X-Man gets a code name."
"That's not what I'm confused about."
Emma Frost crossed her arms over her chest. "You object to the name Sasquatch?"
"What? No. Hell, my brother calls me that all the time."
"Then what are you confused about?"
Sam looked down at his uniform and tugged at the thigh uncomfortably. "Yellow spandex?"
"We like to show off our assets," Emma said with a smile, walking around him and giving Sam a good look over before slapping his ass and making him jump. "And you, my dear, have some very nice ass-ets."
Sam gave a suffering sigh. "You and Pam really were friends."
Introducing the newest X-Man - Sasquatch
"Sam, darling, it's tradition. Everyone who gets to be an X-Man gets a code name."
"That's not what I'm confused about."
Emma Frost crossed her arms over her chest. "You object to the name Sasquatch?"
"What? No. Hell, my brother calls me that all the time."
"Then what are you confused about?"
Sam looked down at his uniform and tugged at the thigh uncomfortably. "Yellow spandex?"
"We like to show off our assets," Emma said with a smile, walking around him and giving Sam a good look over before slapping his ass and making him jump. "And you, my dear, have some very nice ass-ets."
Sam gave a suffering sigh. "You and Pam really were friends."
"And she told me everything... grumpy."